Lowcountry Lowlifes
Maybe the greatest mediocre podcast you've never heard. Listen to comedian Josh Bates and Dan Sweeney talk about something and nothing all at once. Insightful? Maybe. Entertaining? Kinda. A waste of your time? Absolutely. Oh....and Dan quit the show
Lowcountry Lowlifes
Kenny Rogers on my iPod
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Ready to dive into a thrilling journey of survival, history, and cultural exploration? Catch our latest episode of Low Country, Low Lives where we confront the stark realities of residing in areas prone to natural disasters. Immerse yourself in the historical events that shaped Charleston and its ever-present danger of hurricanes. Relive the devastation of Hurricane Hugo and dare to contemplate another storm of a similar magnitude.
Settle in as we transport you to the scorching climates of the Middle East, recounting tales of Afghanistan's humidity and Qatar's extreme temperatures. Ever wondered what it was like to live and work in foreign countries during the early 2000s? Explore the fascinating stories of iPods, Kenny Rogers' popularity, and the disparity in earnings between the U.S. and other nations. Listen as an American contractor recounts meeting his wife in Thailand, and discover the varied reactions of people to Americans across different countries.
As we navigate the complex issue of gun control in the U.S., we don't shy away from controversial topics. Reflect on government regulations, potential solutions, and the chilling side of freedom. We charge headlong into discussions on the leaders of the American Revolution, the 1619 project, and the enduring scars of slavery. Learn how the experiences of Irish immigrants, African Americans, and other minority communities have shaped the US, and close out with an exploration of the nuanced relationship between Japan and the United States. It's a conversation you won't want to miss.
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Speaker 2Dude, it's very thick, not so thick that I can manage it. Well, I can reach my, get my hand around it. Only do so all right.
Speaker 1Look at you. Got a ring on. Yeah, you like that Because you're you work with your hands.
Speaker 2Stone gray. Yeah, nice little medical silicone.
Speaker 1Is that a quail or whatever they're called Groove Okay.
Speaker 2Quailude ring.
Speaker 1Yeah, quailude, yeah Lemon 714.
Speaker 2You buy. You buy five bottles to get a ring. Yeah, yeah, I like it, it's all right, it's comfortable. Look at you. Yeah, I'm a who would have thought.
Speaker 1Look at us. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? Little Danny Dick cheese.
Speaker 2Yeah, living in his truck is now Mr. Yeah, danny, dick cheese is a proper man now. Did you think this would be the case? Yeah, back then, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, no, I saw it, it was all over, it was. Yeah, it made sense.
Speaker 2I was gone. I was never coming back. My name is Josh.
Speaker 1Bates, I'm Dan Sweeney. Welcome to low country, low lives. I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 2Yeah, happy to be here we were, we were chatting. Yeah, also, I like the arm on the. I liked. Yeah, it's a different vibe.
Speaker 1My wife is out of town, me and my son. We leave tomorrow, so I guess you can come steal shit from my house, not true? My brother will be here, yeah, but um, yeah, so my wife is gone, which is weird to have the house without young children here, and so Dan and I are doing the podcast in the kitchen, yeah, and because we're guys and there are no adult women in the home, nope, I'm like, well, it's time to pull the. Pull the guns out, put the gun right on the table.
Speaker 1Yeah, so my gun is literally sitting on the table. We're ready. Yeah, it's, it's wracked. You know, we always want to be ready, we want to be ready.
Speaker 2And then we started just talking about you know apocalypse and you know being ready for that, and well, it's interesting because I'm we're, we're, you know you're further down the line of life, your children mortgage home, sure, you know. You think about where I'm starting. I'm beginning that process, yeah. And of where we want to live and we've chosen to live on a, on a place that's mostly topsoil, pluff, mud, right next to the ocean, yeah, and where it's the edge of where land and ocean, air and currents and storms meet, yeah, and there are horrifying, and with others the Horn of Africa, that like spitting off these little, these little storms.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I'm surprised Charleston's do, as we have a average, about every 30 years, of a major hurricane doing major damage to this area, and a big part of this city was built by the Horn of Africa.
Speaker 2A lot of people, sure from that place, were brought here, and now the storms destroy it. And now, well, they're going to. There's that one back in the day, hugo.
Speaker 1Hugo. Oh, you mean I don't need to leave? I was here for Hugo.
Speaker 2Yeah, if you survived here, hugo, I mean the amount of confidence you must get wasn't even a cat five. It's a cat four. Dude. Cat four is still a thing I mean nowadays. I'm not impressed. I've heard it was on. It was like on that, that median of cat four, cat five. It went right up 26.
Speaker 1Nice, like literally did the path of 26. That's pretty cool yeah.
Speaker 2That's how 26 was made. Actually, even fuck summer villa. Yeah, it destroyed. It destroyed Isle of Palms, absolutely.
Speaker 1Like was just like you're no more. I was telling you James Island and Kiowa, yeah, the right approach, that it's gone and we're due for one, and it's a and it's a hot.
Speaker 2I can't tell. It's like I have amnesia. I'm like is it every summer? Is it this hot? Or it feels particularly hot. This summer already it felt it was sneaky because it was cold.
Speaker 1It was kind of cool.
Life in the Middle East
Speaker 2And then all of a sudden boom like a lot oh it was late yeah. Delayed puberty. There was a hotness.
Speaker 1The heat hit some traffic on the way here. Yeah, I was like oh hey, here I'm here guys.
Speaker 2I'm on my way, don't worry. Yeah, and now we're just smacked with it right up against my leg. Yeah, it's making things stick to my leg. Yeah, it's hot, it is, they said with the heat index.
Speaker 1It feels like yeah, I don't means it is.
Speaker 2This is such a hacky premise, but then it is yeah.
Speaker 1Then it is that they said it was like 110 115.
Speaker 2Yeah, I feel it because and I make the mistakes sometimes of you know it's the morning and 80 degrees or whatever. Yeah, you know, I'm like, all right, I'll just keep my windows up, whatever, but then I'll leave them up all day and then you get in. You're like what the fuck?
Speaker 1Yeah, it's so hot. Yeah, that's what it was like in the Middle East outside.
Speaker 2Was that?
Speaker 1your. I don't know what that was. I called a prayer. Okay, yeah, no, it was the best way I can explain it is. It's that feeling. And then fully turn on your heat into your car yeah, full blast. And then put your face up against it. Is it humid there?
Speaker 2Is there a humidity?
Speaker 1Yeah, depending on where you're at. Yeah, yeah, afghanistan is their humidity? 100% humidity some days, damn, depending on where you're at, like near the mountains, no.
Speaker 2Dry, dry Desert humid.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, is there a Qatar, for example, qatar, 135 degrees, 100% humidity, and you go, josh, it can't be 100% because that means it's just wet. Yeah, and my answer to that is yes, it should be raining. Are there beaches?
Speaker 2Yeah, Wow, yeah, there's beaches. If I was a billionaire, I'd get an Afghanistan beach house.
Speaker 1They have. They have man-made islands with houses on them. It's probably gorgeous, right. The beaches, I mean they're okay.
Speaker 2Okay, they're all right. It's like half a tank sticking out.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Nothing right home about, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1No, because the whole place looks like a beach, just minus the water yeah. And then you get there and you're like, oh, there's water. That water is like 120 degrees.
Speaker 2Okay, it's not.
Speaker 1What ocean is that? The Indian, the Arabian, if it's the Pacific, technically, but it's Arabian.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, the Arab Sea, the Arab Sea, the Arab water, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, but oh that there's, Arabian water, there it's hot dude, it's really hot.
Speaker 2Yeah, you miss that heat at all.
Speaker 1No, no, it was unbearable that, and like you, couldn't go outside without sunglasses on.
Speaker 2Oh, I bet.
Speaker 1I mean, it's impossible.
Speaker 2You got those sensitive baby blues. You got dude, you got burnt corn. Oh it's great.
Speaker 1There's one guy I remember he was like an old master sergeant was like hey, sergeant Bates, come here. I was Airman Bates at the time. Airman Bates, come in here.
Speaker 2Airman.
Speaker 1Bates, Come in here for a second. I was like, yeah, he's like, come here, boy. He's like I'm going to send you home with a body bag if we don't get you working on night shift. And he is, and that was like the golden shift, because that's, yeah, I mean that was great.
Speaker 2He saw your freckly.
Speaker 1Yeah, he was like you're going to die if I have you out there during the day, you will catch on fire.
Speaker 1So he was like you can drive stick, right, yeah, I'm like, yeah, of course I am stick, I am a stick. What are you talking about? Of course I could drive a stick. He's like, okay, well, you're going to start night shift tomorrow. I was like, great, so I'm working that last day shift, yeah, and I had to go learn how to drive a stick. Oh, you didn't know how to, no, so I took this little Haji Jeep and this guy taught me how to drive a stick, not that hard. The desert, no, it's fine. I learned in a day. Because I was like I'm learning this because I'm going to go work the night shift.
Speaker 2Stick shift kept you away from skin cancer. Saved you, yeah, saved me. Stick shift shaped your life.
Speaker 1And then I remember, of course I was asleep during the day, as you do, and our air conditioner broke and so it got in. It was like 130 degrees. People have like heat stroke out there all the time.
Speaker 2It's just a constant thing.
Speaker 1Yeah, and our air conditioner just shit, and within a couple of minutes it's 150 degrees in the room, my Lord. And so I was like, well, I need to go to sleep because I still have to work tonight. It's not like I'm like hey yeah can't operate. So I just took a blanket and went and we had this little tiny building that was a movie theater.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And they would just constantly play movies on a loop.
Speaker 2Was. The air conditioning is like the 30s in the south You're like I'm going to go to the movie theater to get some air conditioning.
Speaker 1I would go in there and just the air conditioning was great and I would just sleep in there and they were like playing a I can't remember what movie, I think it was Superman.
Speaker 2Okay With Christopher Reeves no, no, no. With Henry Cavill no, that was after your time.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, it was that other guy.
Speaker 2Who's the other guy?
Speaker 1No, maybe it was a cavill. I don't remember what Superman it was.
Speaker 2It wasn't the old one with Gene Hackman as like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, I thought there was that one that was in the middle. It's like I think our tax dollars are better.
Speaker 1I think, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, kevin Spacey was didn't do yeah, didn't do well, didn't do well, didn't do well at all. It was on loop and I just slept in there. Nice yeah For the troops, for the troops, dude.
Speaker 2But he out of the people out there Are. They are their bodies just acclimated, like genetically.
Speaker 1It's just years of I think reading in that heat, because they would work. They would work out there in the day and do construction work like no problem. Just out there ripping it just working and long clothes too Right.
Speaker 1It's not, in short, their whole bodies are covered from the sun and then like they would make fun of us because we would drink our water in ice. Yeah, they're like. No, you drink it hot. And I'm like what are you talking about? They're like so when you put it in your body, your body doesn't go into shock and want that cold. Oh, so just, we just drink it warm. Wow.
Speaker 2Hard people. Yeah, people in the Middle East are hard, tough people.
Speaker 1Yeah, I would hate America too, oh we're the best. I know, I mean I have like forests and lakes.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And porn, air conditioning and air conditioning. Yeah, you know. Yeah, like the World Cup to me was insane that it was in Qatar, it was the same. That was a big controversy.
Speaker 2Well, there's the mafia because they were like Qatar doesn't like homos and stuff like that, you know you couldn't drink or be gay.
Speaker 1Well, you couldn't be gay, I mean, but you can't even drink.
Speaker 2So if you're gay, alcoholic he loves, loves, soccer. You got to sit that one out.
Speaker 1Well, they, they. They were like hey, we're in Arab countries, you can't drink yeah.
Speaker 2But you can rip darts all day Like.
Speaker 1Hey, we're going to create these little, yeah, we're going to create these little alcohol zones. Yeah, you can drink in little areas of freedom. Yeah, these little freedom circles little democracy pockets and I was the same with with pork. Ah, you could get pork and like it's like underground pork market. Yeah, Pork and beer. I remember we went to an Applebee's off base.
Speaker 2Yeah, in Qatar.
Speaker 1Yeah, a Qatari.
Speaker 2Applebee's yeah, to be the manager of that place they had baby back ribs.
Speaker 1Well, they were beef ribs. So they're the big like Fred Flintstone fucking ribs.
Speaker 2Yeah, you frame a house when you're done with them.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's like that. You know what they love, what they, because I'm racist. Uh-huh Madonna, they love Madonna.
Speaker 2No, they uh.
Life in a Foreign Country Memories
Speaker 1Kenny Rogers. They still love Kenny Rogers. Do they love Kenny Rogers? They love fucking Kenny Rogers. I remember had an iPod.
Speaker 2Why did they love Kenny Rogers? I had an iPod and they would all be Cause he's got, cause he got a beard, probably Like he's our guy.
Speaker 1No, but I had an iPod. And this is when Narls Barkley was really big.
Speaker 2Is that gonna be crazy yeah?
Speaker 1Yeah, so we're jamming to it Right and uh, and had a little. It was the first one that had the little screen on it. Okay, you know, I'm talking about the touch, the touch, yeah, it was the very first touch and, uh, it was huge and they loved it and they were like, wow, this is, this is really cool, this is sorcery.
Speaker 1Yeah, this is sorcery. And uh, they're like, do you have any Kenny Rogers? And I would laugh and I'm like, oh, no, dude. And they're like, no, seriously, you don't have Kenny Rogers, you're American, you don't have Kenny Rogers, on your thing.
Speaker 2No, no, no. What do you?
Speaker 1mean, but no, straight up, like they love Kenny Rogers Really. Yeah, they love them.
Speaker 2Did they ever explain why? I don't, I think just like there's never went out of popularity he was like blue jeans, like there's just something quintessentially.
Speaker 1West American about Kenny.
Speaker 2You got to know when. Who. That's right, they just fucking love them they loved them.
Speaker 1Yeah, and they're just yeah, they, I mean the guys that would work there. They were called the TCNs third country nationals and they would uh, uh, they were all from, like, thailand and the Philippines, and they would come and work at guitar. Wow, real guitaries don't work. No, because they're all related to the Sultan, they're all Royal Prince. Yeah, they're all Royal. So these guys make $5, $6 a day. Yeah, and I remember, uh, this guy. He was working in our little coffee shop that we had on base. I'm at Night Shift so I'm dropping him back off.
Speaker 2Great song by the Commodore's, by the way.
Speaker 1What's that Night Shift, night Shift, that's a very good song. And he's like how much did people make per hour at Starbucks? Yeah, and this was.
Speaker 2Early 2000s.
Speaker 1Early 2000s. I was like I don't know like nine bucks an hour. And he's like, whispered newest friend. He's like are you serious? $9 a night. He's like do you know how much I make? And I was like he's like $4 a day. Wow, I don't like it.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's like I made $290 last year. Yeah.
Speaker 1Wow, check this iPod out. Like it would take you Several years, several years to get this iPod.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But it was hot.
Speaker 2Money's weird like that where it's worth so much more. I remember that scene in EuroTrip. That was a big movie of my adolescence, because boobs or boobs in there A lot of boobs. Yeah, and Michelle Trachenberg Wow, what a gym. Yeah, rip. I don't know where she is, but but you're not here.
Speaker 1When a celebrity disappears.
Speaker 2You're like they're dead or something Sure, but that they go to like some Eastern European country and they're like they get robbed. And they're like we have like three quarters and 50, like five nickels and several pennies, like what can we get with this? And then there's some like five star restaurant and he tips them like a penny and the guy's like you see this, and he like smacks the manager. He's like I quit and I retire, he just goes off. Just gotta love that exchange rate.
Speaker 1Yeah, and then all those guys, they would work there and they would send all their money back home.
Speaker 2That's a hard life, man.
Speaker 1Cause that money was good. Though that money was good money back in Thailand.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, I bet yeah, oh, you can live like a king in Thailand.
Speaker 1Yeah, I had friends who go over there. They would go do a couple of years and they'd go back.
Speaker 2They just bought a girlfriend for like two weeks. You know, I mean you can do that. That's how I met Janet. Got in Thailand, yeah, she bought me.
Speaker 1Oh, bangkok, bates over there, yeah, bangkok Bates, that was the, that was my name.
Speaker 2I knew when I saw you in that alleyway in Bangkok you were, you were going to be my wife, yeah.
Speaker 1Good times. Yeah, it was weird, it was weird.
Speaker 2It was a weird time. It feels like a different universe.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And then you know, amidst all the you know, you're probably constantly asking yourself why are we here? This feels like I'm just the tentacle of some empire.
Speaker 1And I don't understand. This is weird occupation.
Speaker 2What was weird was all of the in some places they liked you right, Like in Qatar, where they're pretty cool with you, they're fine.
Speaker 1You go off base and they're like, oh hey, it's an American.
Speaker 2But where there are other places like you, go off base. They're like you or you're like I'm not going.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're spitting. They're spitting it. Yeah, and you can't do anything, rushing their kids away. Oh no, what do you get if they spit on you? What do you do? You wouldn't do anything.
Speaker 2You know? Yeah, it's just weird that if the roles are reversed, you know you get in trouble in our country.
Speaker 1Yeah, You've paid women to spit on you. Yeah, of course. What's the going rate to get spit on?
Speaker 2$60 last I checked. But again, this is the early 2000s. Obama was in office. It was a different time, dude.
Speaker 1But no, what was weird was the American contractors that worked on base the big money machine.
Speaker 2The three letter guys.
Speaker 1Well, there were those guys. That was different, but the they would scare me. Those were. We had some scary like black water guys, but I'm talking just the guys that, like, did our job, that got paid $200,000 a year, tax free, yeah, and they were just out there just having a great time. Or like we got fed like Kings because the contractor, you know, ordered too much food or something Not even ordered too much food.
Speaker 1It was just like copious amounts of food because they were getting paid so much, yeah, and they were paying their, you know. Again, their chef was a Filipino guy. Yeah, making two dollars. Yeah, some five star Filipino chef. Dude, we ate lobster and steak once a week.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's wild, it's crazy. Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1No but war. We didn't question it back then. Why would you? It was. It was. This was eat the lobster. Fight on terror, bro.
Speaker 2Dude, you have to wage war against a verb.
Speaker 1Yeah, you have to. I fought a war against a verb yeah. Against a feeling yeah, terror.
Speaker 2It's orange today, remember that. Oh yeah, today's terror threat is yellow. Yeah, thank goodness.
Speaker 1Well, we have these things called FP cons force protection conditions FP cons yeah. Fp cons and we're in Bravo, mm. Hmm, and there's one called alpha, which means like everything's great.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1We'll never go to alpha again. No Like, why have alpha then?
Speaker 2Well, I think, I think we're going to start at some point. It seems like we'll have, like you know they talk a lot about. Back then it was like there's terrorists like George Bush and stuff yeah, terror. And then even in Obama there was ISIS and there was terrorists out there. And now, with January 6th happening and like people crack into grown terrorism, domestic terrorism, and that's interesting. And then the shit that's going on in France right now, where yeah, I got caught up.
Speaker 2People taking the streets with like weapons and shit like that. I saw videos of some guys like shooting like automatic weapons, which is weird because France is like very, not a gun. I could see that here. It's hard to get there. I also saw another video of these guys that took like an angle grinder to a light pole. Yeah, they were cutting it down. The guy like finishes cutting him. He's like yeah, and he's like walking away and the pole just falls on him and his three friends.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2It's wild, that's crazy. It's what Russia should look like.
Speaker 1Dude, and then we almost saw a coup in.
Speaker 2Russia. Yeah, but then they were very.
Speaker 1They're like all right, I miss he's misunderstand you go to Belarus, well, I'll let you live. And then he was like okay, all right, he's living like a, he's getting a BJ, like from like five women right now. The dream Wagner, the Wagner group guy.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's like coming down and give him three Bellarinos.
Speaker 1I mean, he, he like marched on fucking Moscow.
Speaker 2dude, they're like where were the some?
Speaker 1on the way as others.
Speaker 2Some other important Russian metropolis, yeah, that I've never heard of, but they're like this is important, so I'm like we're like doing doughnuts with their tanks. Yeah, they were like we're taking over. Well, they're an interesting, that mercenary group. It's like a mercenary group, but it's prisoners. Right, they've like recruited prisoners for the most part, but are the prisoners, like you know, like rapists and murders, or are they people who like criminals? Or they're just like I don't like Putin and then they threw him?
Speaker 2no, it's mainly murders, and so it's psychos, yeah, but not like hardcore is probably like just that. You know a lot of petty theft a lot of you know that kind of shit In.
Speaker 1Russia.
Speaker 2It's pretty the penal system is pretty strict. You know, you know.
Speaker 1I like this episode because this episode is because we have a gun on the table, and this is why we're talking about this stuff.
Speaker 2Well, I mean, you know, a big thing right now is we could come to a day where what we're doing is highly illegal.
Speaker 1That's a big point of contention in this country is guns.
Speaker 2You know that's a question they ask every candidate Are you going to take away people's guns?
Speaker 1Are you going to take?
Speaker 2away the right for you to put a gun on your kitchen table while you do a middling podcast with your friend? Are you going to do that?
Speaker 1It's all. It's all right. It's a. It's a shitty cut. There's not an answer to it.
Speaker 2I like your answer. Every time I've asked you and you go no.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Why no?
Speaker 1no, I mean, it's just a weird, it's a conundrum. There's not a right answer to it. They'll make it more difficult and you should, yeah, make it more difficult. I'm fine with that. Yeah, I'm also fine with making me a little too much government overreach here. This is where I'm liberal. Yeah, make me make me have insurance on it. That's not a bad idea, you know like so, because I have a clean record, because I'm a veteran, my insurance rate would probably be very low to have a gun.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I have a little higher risk. Maybe I've had you know whatever. Yeah, I've gone to jail for some other bullshit. Yeah, my insurance rates a little bit higher, yeah, so if I accidentally kill somebody, I shoot the mailman because he knocks too hard, the insurance company covers it. Covers it, yeah, to a degree. You know like take care of the family, yeah, this or that.
Speaker 2Dude, we should start this company. I'm just saying like insurance millionaires.
Speaker 1I got to have insurance to have a motor vehicle yeah, why don't I have to have one for a gun? That's it. Yeah, that's true, that's a good point. So you put a little free enterprise in there. Yeah, let them help create a new economy.
Speaker 2More people are buying, you know chickens and it curbs the.
Speaker 1People produce more or less money for chicken A little bit more before you go by 20 guns, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Now, do you? Do you need a AR?
Speaker 2Who's to say what you need, though that's the thing. That's that, that's where I.
Speaker 1That's where I go under.
Speaker 2I get it. That's where I go. What? Why are you telling? Because the government does so much dumb shit that it's like the balls for you to be like you can't do this yeah.
Speaker 1It's like well who are you to? Well, here's the problem. With that too, though it's like OK, republicans, what good what good war, or thing has the government done since your birth? Obamacare. I'll say it it's. It's provided easier access to health care to a lot of people.
Speaker 2It's trying to fix the big fuckery but the quality and the cost of it. Oh, it's.
Speaker 1It needs to be worked out. Yes, absolutely, it's still fucked.
Speaker 2So it's, the road to hell is paid with good intention, sure.
Speaker 1It's not going to deal here's my thing with the Republicans. They're fighting so much for it. I get it.
Speaker 2I get it, they're right.
Speaker 1It's a constitutional right. But then it's like, yeah, but we want to control a woman's body.
Speaker 2Yeah, well, that's the conservation, come on. The thing is they're conserving a thing. That's that's what I think. In a lot of ways, and in regards to women, it's like they're conserving an old notion of what a woman is. Now there is this interesting thing where, if, let's say, you get a mother and she's pregnant, she's like I'm not getting an abortion though.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But she's viciously addicted to heroin.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And people are like you need to, you can't be doing this because you're pregnant. She's like it's my body, my choice. And they're like but you're going to kill that baby inside of you. And she's like yeah, it's the same thing as a, as an abortion. Sure, she's killing the child.
Speaker 1Yeah, so it's this weird. Well then, now we're just in everyone's lives.
Speaker 2Exactly, I think. I think there's that weird thing where you shouldn't be allowed to tell people what they do, even the quote, unquote, ugly thing of killing an unborn child. There's a dark side to freedom. There is a ugly choice to it.
Speaker 1Well, there's an ugly part of mother nature. There's a there's a reason why women should be in control over their bodies Totally. There's times where women know.
Speaker 2They got to bear the brunt of that thing.
Speaker 1Yes, and and and in nature. Yeah, the dark side of nature. Other animals take care of their bodies when they don't, when they know they should not have a child. Yeah, and it's disgusting and it's gross and sad and it's grotesque thinking about it. But it's just Nate, it's nature.
Speaker 2It is yeah, they did it back in Egypt or Sparta. They throw the child over the end of the creek.
Speaker 1Feed the crocodiles. Hamsters eat their babies.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's the. It's the gross part, or the ugly part, or the vicious part of being a yeah, it's just a part of being. I saw, I watched this video of a bird picking out the weakest one and just throwing it. It's like, you know, it had a nest on the top of a telephone pole and just picked up the weakest one and it's because it couldn't feed them both the rows are right over.
Speaker 1Probably couldn't feed, you know, both of them would be dead. Yeah, it sucks Never. Just.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I just, I don't know, but you know the overreach is the scary part. The weird on both sides. The weird experiment of freedom in America, yeah, puts, puts us in these weird conundrums where it's like, but they can't do that, but they can't do that. And it sucks. There's no right answer.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Here's the thing. I don't want you to have a gun.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I want to have a gun.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1No, I don't want the. I don't want bad people having guns.
Speaker 2But I want to have one because I'm a good person. I'm a good person. I've made the self determination, as a free citizen of this country, that I want a gun, that I'm good.
Speaker 1I'm going to be a gun carrying, a respectable gun carrying, gun carrying citizen. And then there's other people. I don't want them to have guns, but crazy people also think they're good. Here's the problem with with mental health.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So my dad is fucking nuts, right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1He's been in and out of situations with hospitals and stuff. They're like well, we need to take those guns away from them. Yeah, how, how do I know they even have what? Do we knock on their door? Hey, sir, so you, just, you're crazy, we need your guns.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's going to react real well to that.
Speaker 1Or he goes. Well, I don't have a gun. Ok, have a good day. Oh my bad, or what? Oh, here's my gun.
Speaker 2We take it by force. And then there's that line of people. Do you call someone who speaks out against the government crazy? Because they're speaking out against you?
Speaker 1know that's that's the sea. Here's the problem in Tennessee. So where my dad lives spand a definition my dad lives. You can't commit someone.
Speaker 2You can't 50, 150.
Speaker 1No it's very impossible because of your freedoms and your own, your individual rights. So people that are really needing help, yeah, hospitals can only keep them for so many days, yeah With and have to send them out on their own, and so they have these crazy homeless people.
Speaker 2In a broader sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, not shoot it up. No, we need to blow it up and start it over.
Speaker 2I don't know. I always remember my dad being like George Bush is like fucking up education, because I think things changed under him, with no child left behind and the government getting involved with like standardizing schools to get them at a certain level and then they would get more funding. And then that began. It opened the door to this like weird slippery slope where every you know whatever administration's in there, they're just going to inject their Whatever they needed to get.
Speaker 1They're going to.
Speaker 2They're going to political ideology into it, yeah it's just like, it's weird, it sucks, it's like kids shouldn't be. It's why my kids go to private school. Yeah, get them out of it.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's this I don't trust. It's not that I don't trust the government, but I don't trust them to do a great job with my children. Why would I have them go to?
Speaker 2You're skeptical of it. Every day, go there. Yeah, to that I went to public school. I did too, and I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1I had a really good experience in school. I was very lucky. I think I was there at a time when there was really great educators and it was just like this little golden period I had a communist teacher. That's awesome.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's cool. He's like this is any. Loved Howard Zinn? Yeah, and I had a buddy next to me.
Speaker 1Have you read the history?
Speaker 2Yeah, People said yeah, it's not a great account of what we've done.
Speaker 1Oh no, it's sad, it's depressing.
Speaker 2Pretty honest, yeah. But I think On both sides I think it's a but the part of me that disagree Not necessarily disagree. I don't disagree with the premise. I disagree necessarily with the characterization of it, because I don't think that the United States as a whole is a net negative for the world. I think we've been a positive. I think we're We've fucked it up, but I think in the 20th century we weren't the worst thing for the world.
Speaker 1I think we have looked At all In the 80s and the 70s and the 60s and whatever we looked at, our founding fathers and even the 19th century with rose-colored glasses.
Speaker 2Well, because I think, in order for us to have survived as a country, we had to. We had to, sure, but in any country ever in the history of recorded human animal history, there have always been some bad things done. Yeah, you know, yeah. So I just don't think like it's not, but it's not.
Speaker 1Let's look at it. Let's look at just the founding fathers. We look at them and we put them on this pedestal. It's amazing. I've read so much about our About the 1770s and the 1750s and pre-revolutionary war. We look at these guys as rock stars and they were fallible humans.
Speaker 2Well, they were a bunch of aristocratic, slave-owning white guys who didn't want to pay taxes.
Speaker 1Yeah, and they spun it to this whole American freedom thing.
Speaker 2I think and here's the thing they were paying taxes to a thing that didn't benefit them all at all, that was doing equally as horrible things. They were like why can't we get something that benefits us in this physical land?
Speaker 1Well, it's weird that we hear fireworks on the 4th of July.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1When South Carolina first voted not to succeed from England oh yeah, they were Tories. Yeah, and it's weird to me that we're like, yeah, freedom. I'm like dude, you guys didn't even want to leave. Well, you guys had to get fucking talked into it.
Speaker 2Yeah, we s shaded. Oh yeah, financially weighted, but it's interesting because I'm Thomas Jefferson. I think we were just writing the Declaration of Independence, so he was shitting on Britain. It was like you guys are a bunch of slave-owning cunts, yeah. And they were like Thomas, you got to take that out because, because, look at you, dude, he was like, yeah, but I'm not happy about it. It's like, but you're still doing it. He's like, yeah, but I fucked them.
Speaker 1There's only a few, a few of them that were anti-slavery, like really anti-slavery Atoms, where they didn't have any Atoms. Atoms was a gangster. He was a little bitch, no, but he was physically. He practiced what he preached. Yeah, hamilton, he pretty good dude, mm-hmm. I mean, besides the musical and the banking. Some people were Well he was big on the. He thought he thought Washington should be king. Yeah, you know, it's it's.
Speaker 2They all had good qualities and I think for a long time we only focused on their good qualities, cause they were pretty epic given the time and space that they took place in. Yeah, thank God, we, we, yeah. But at the same time now we're looking holistically at them. We just go, yeah, well, it's like the, it's like there's this whole contention with history now. Cause history is written by the winners.
Speaker 2And the winners were like, yeah, slavery was a part of it, but like it wasn't a huge part. And then there's the 1619 thing, where it's just like the only reason this place is here is cause of slaves, and you're like both things are kind of true.
Speaker 1Well, here, here's the thing too. Like if I was black, yeah, when I celebrate the fourth of July. No, I wouldn't, no, I'd be like this sucks.
Speaker 2Yeah, I remember learning about slavery and being like oh, it's insane for me to think that this had no effect on black people today. Yeah, that is like it's even monuments.
Speaker 1Yeah, Like we. We had this debate about monuments after George Floyd, which white people did. We just started arguing about statues.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Cause that's what we do, but that's how we fix things. Yeah, we're like statues. Let's talk about those. Well, let's fix that. But it it's weird to me being a black man walking up to a Capitol building and seeing some of these statues. It does mean something. Yeah, it's in the history of where the statues came from. They weren't always there. Some of the statues of the civil war leaders didn't come around until like the 1950s and then they built the statue. Yeah, that's why they're here. But even that, despite all of that, I don't know Like I just it's a, it's a gross idea that this country was founded on freedom.
Speaker 2Yeah, well, it was, but not for all.
Speaker 1For some, not for all.
Speaker 2Yeah, for the white man yeah.
Speaker 1And then it's we talk a lot about slavery, and then we I mean talk about women or Asians or you know, the Native Americans or the Irish, or, yeah, those poor Irish. I mean, I was taught in school that the Irish had it as bad as the slaves.
Speaker 2Well, this is the interesting thing and this is. This is uh, this is like renegade history so to speak, but like Irish children in the North and Irish men were treated far worse than slaves were.
Speaker 2I mean, obviously there were horrible things that happened, but in in it would be illogical to beat the shit out of your property to the point where it would. It would serve no purpose to. It was chattel. It was a thing you owned because you didn't have industry, yeah, but in the North, where there was industry, some Irish guy, they'd work them to the debt. They'd get their arm ripped off in a gear. They'd be like fuck, fuck him. It's not like there was workers comp or something like that. It was a greedy world and when the Irish first came here they were bugs. I mean, they're dirty, freckled freaks, little potato.
Speaker 1So it's weird about that, though. He's like, and I get that and Irish, or butthurt about it.
Speaker 2No, no, no, they were tight with black people.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And they got into politics and becoming cops.
Speaker 1And they divided them. Yeah, just like the blacks and the Jews, they were all. They were tight, but it's weird to me because it was like everyone was against. You know, there's a lot of racism, with Irish, the Italians, the fucking, the Jews, the blacks, the Asians, who, who? Who was it being? Who was it that was doing it? It was, they were doing it to each other, like you know, like in New. York, for example, where you know they were all, but who was it? Germans.
Speaker 2English it was wasps.
Speaker 1So was waspy people yeah.
Speaker 2I mean the, you know all the. Yeah, I think it was Britain. British people suck.
Speaker 1Fuck the British is what Dan and I are trying to get at. That's what this whole episode has been about. Fuck the British. It was always the British dude. Fuck the British and fuck Sean Patton.
Speaker 2Although I think the British were the first to to stop slavery, I think they were one of the first.
Speaker 1I think they, I think they abolished it.
Speaker 2They're still cunts. They're fuck faces, dude yeah.
Speaker 1They're crowns with all of the stolen jewelry on it. Fuck your king. Fuck your king is a fucking inbred prince was best friends with, I guess.
Speaker 2I mean, look, yeah, I guess we got some people here who were friends with Epstein. Sure, they're not in our royal family. Yeah, why? Because we elect our royals, and you know what his punishment was? He was stripped of his like. Yeah, they're like. You can't live here.
Speaker 1You can't have these like metals. You can't wear the uniform anymore.
Speaker 2Yeah, Every kid you fuck, we take away one metal. He's like oh, blimey yeah.
Speaker 1All right, here's my 80 metals.
Speaker 2Yeah, what's he going to do now? Sit in his on his bare skin couch and not give a shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, now he's got a fuck. 18 year olds. Oh bullocks. Yeah, this bullshit.
Speaker 2I think the history of yeah, I don't know, I was just, it was funny I was looking at like I never mind, I'm not gonna even say it.
Speaker 1John Oliver. I love John Oliver because he shits on the British more than anyone I know.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1He hates England.
Speaker 2Yeah, what's the like?
Speaker 1Yeah, he's like fuck that place.
Speaker 2They were never Dude. Britain is wild. They went to war with China to let them continue selling opium. That's what the opium wars were about. China was like stop Please, you're, you're really hurting people here. And Britain's like fuck you. Yeah, you're fucking China, yeah, you know. Yeah, no, they were Dude, they're, they're so bad.
Speaker 2And China is just this little I mean not little, but at the time relatively like we're just rice and we're just trying to get by Britain's like we're raping the world and you're either with us or against us and they're like we're not with you and they're like, all right, well, bend over, we're gonna go to war with you twice. Yeah, it's not gonna be nice. We got a lot of money, we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Dude fuck.
Speaker 2England and we're gonna keep the their foods horrible.
Speaker 1Yeah, there's nothing good about them, nothing, nothing. The accent's kind of hot, it's kind of hot, it's all right. Yeah, yeah, till you see the teeth. Yeah, there's a couple of hot British chicks there's a few.
Speaker 2Stella Cox, I don't know, stella Cox.
Speaker 1Cornstar, I heard England.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh yeah, she's British.
Speaker 1You know a lot of British breasts that I've seen. They have the little pencil eraser nipples. What?
Speaker 2is that.
Speaker 1They're like the nipples are like long, yeah, like little fingers, mm, hmm.
Speaker 2Like little lack of sunlight little Vienna sausages poke out. Yeah, it's for easy feeding ability. Is that what that is? I don't, I don't know, I don't know. I mean, if it makes sense, if you explain it like in a like, does that make sense for, like, the evolution of a thing to make it?
Speaker 1I don't know it's England specific though.
Speaker 2Yeah Well, they have poor tiny mouths, little British mouths.
Speaker 1That's a bread and they need the inbreeding.
Speaker 2They need a big, droopy witches tit to get in there.
Speaker 1Maybe that's what a witches tit is.
Speaker 2Yeah, Just a big long nipple candy corn nip. That just gets in there and fuck them dude. But you know most people. Every country has good things about them and every country has bad things about them. Every country, not North Korea, they're good people I don't know enough about. The people are great, the people are just trying to get by. The people are getting just a rail, the raw end of it no good internet from that fat squinty fellow.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Xbox. Yeah, they, he's not.
Speaker 1They got nothing up there. Cuba, Cuba, Cuba. The poor guys in Cuba. Yeah, Cubans are great people.
Speaker 2They're driving around like 75 fucking no, they're like 56 belairs yeah with like a Toyota Prius tires and fuck. Yeah, cuban people are tough people. I feel bad for them. They didn't know but the history of Cuba I think it's like any place that you know, like Spain used to have an amazing, amazing, rich history of coming over here and genociding people and owning everything, and now they're just a place where they eat at eight and drink wine and take naps poor people, though they had a nice pillowy.
Speaker 1You know England too. Like we talk about freedom, you can't talk about certain things there. Yeah, you get fine, because they're concedude.
Speaker 2Yeah, dude, Fuck them Because they're like we don't want minute. They start talking freely.
Speaker 1We can't talk negative about the country on on TV. You get arrested, dude.
Speaker 2Yeah, you get arrested. Say something bad over there. It's like Canada, dude. Canada's like that. America is the greatest country that has ever been and ever will be. Now there's gonna be some blemishes with that.
Speaker 1What about, like I don't know, there's some good countries, like what? Denmark?
Speaker 2all white, it's all white. So you're saying it's great because it's all white.
Speaker 1No, I'm saying it's fine.
Speaker 2There we are.
Speaker 1That we are all free. They're out of any country.
Speaker 2out of any country, we are the most.
Speaker 1What's your?
Speaker 2limit are the most inclusive. We have elevated, I think, every single minority. Oh, we've elevated highest echelons of pop culture and financial culture there is. It's not perfect. I'd never said it was perfect, but it's better than it is in Fallujah.
Speaker 1Yes, but the world's not Fallujah. A lot of it is no.
Speaker 2no, I mean everybody who points to these, like like northern European countries, like Switzerland even like the most of Mexico.
Speaker 1Yeah it's a pretty good place.
Speaker 2Mexico is a beautiful country.
Speaker 1Most of it is minus the one part, the turning people in the Stumps and America hanging them off bridges. It's all real close to them, that's all.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And that's the dark side of Mexico they don't like talking about it.
Speaker 2Oh, they talk.
Speaker 1But then, like, look at America though, look at us. Yeah, what about us? We're perfect.
Speaker 2Our kids fucking shoot up each other, and yeah you know, it's just it, dude, it's part of the game, it's like that. It's like that line in RoboCop we made the guy that was on the apprentice, or president.
Speaker 2Remember when Ed 409 comes in and they're like doing the demonstration, and yeah, he's like, and then malfunctions and blows the guy up and then they're going down in the elevator and he goes too bad about Kenny and the guy just goes to life in the big city. You know that's life in America. There is a underlying element of just immediate violence and carnage in America. But offsetting that is the underlying notion that you can be anything you want to be and become a tall, alive, rich, become your. It's not, it's a lie for most people but for some, you know, it's wild is the caste system.
Opinions on Japan and Japanese Culture
Speaker 1Yeah, and India, oh yeah. Yeah, they love the caste. That's crazy. Yeah, they're like oh no, you, you're from this. Yeah, and you are this. That's just the way it is, mm.
Speaker 2hmm, japan's pretty dope now, japan is interesting, but Japan has no soul outside of what you do as an occupation, which is why when, like, they retire from something, they kill themselves.
Speaker 1My God buddy.
Speaker 2I think he's here Japan and came in.
Speaker 1He's like I got some, I got some shit to say I, I love. Maybe you guys forgot about W W I love to go to Japan says I love Japanese vehicles, love Japanese motorcycles and Japanese carpenters.
Speaker 2They are on. The American carpentry is like relatively young Sure In Japan. There's just generations from the time of Khan. Yeah, he was in Japanese, but I'm sure they were doing carpentry when he was roaming the earth that they've just been doing that the joinery. They cut their like, their chisels, their steel, all of it. It's so amazing. It's like this mystical. My dog doesn't high art.
Speaker 1He's like stop talking about?
Speaker 2Don't you remember Pearl Harbor?
Speaker 1It's really this little island called Midway.
Speaker 2Have you heard of it? Huh, don't you say kamikaze in front of me. I enjoyed this. This was good. This was nice. It's a good practice, buddy.
Speaker 1It's a good boy. He hates the Japanese.
Speaker 2He's a dog, I get it, you get it. No, I mean.
Speaker 1I get why he does it.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, I don't know. God bless America. Happy Fourth of.
Speaker 1July. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.