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Lowcountry Lowlifes
Maybe the greatest mediocre podcast you've never heard. Listen to comedian Josh Bates and Dan Sweeney talk about something and nothing all at once. Insightful? Maybe. Entertaining? Kinda. A waste of your time? Absolutely. Oh....and Dan quit the show
Lowcountry Lowlifes
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Ever wondered about society's fascination with viral figures and the quirky side of fame? Join us as we debate the impact of public personas like the "Hak'tu girl" and the "Catch Me Outside" girl, all while tossing around playful conspiracy theories and irreverent banter. Our reflections on language and identity in comedy bring a thoughtful yet comedic perspective on how words shape perceptions, and we discuss the highs and lows of running a comedy club—from balancing passion and monetization to missing family time.
From the economic pressures of modern life to the simple joys of analog experiences, we explore it all. We tackle topics like the financial obligations tied to church membership, the absurdities of mentorship, and the changing landscape of big corporations. All this, wrapped up with provocative discussions, light-hearted banter, and reflections on the camaraderie we share, leaves you with a sense of joy and mutual support that underscores our regular get-togethers. Listen in for a mix of laughter, thoughtful insights, and a celebration of milestones.
yeah, we did it. We did it. We. We're here, man, we're here.
Speaker 3:We did it, this josh bates this is uh dan this is Josh.
Speaker 2:Bates, this is Dan Sweeney. We've done it, dude.
Speaker 3:We're being consistent, which I think is important. We haven't been consistent in years. Ever no.
Speaker 2:Back in the day, dude, we were just throwing content out there like nobody's business we was, albeit Maybe.
Speaker 3:sometimes it was good, sometimes it wasn't. Those were different days, those were different days. Those were different days.
Speaker 2:younger men we were we were, I'm used to it. So right now, you and I are wearing headphones, we are I don't. I don't know, you don't like it, I like it. But now that we've been uh, turned on by this whole no microphone, I mean, no headphone thing, yeah, i't know, it's hard to go back.
Speaker 3:It's hard to go back. It is hard to go back, yeah, and while one sense is heightened, it's more locked into a thing which is our voice. Yeah, we can't hear all the goings, the comings and the goings outside.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you feel less natural because you're hearing your own voice and you're kind of you always hear that with new, like the new people that come on our podcast when they would talk. Weird because they would sit there and just listen to their own voice and yeah, if I had a cool podcast book, I was teaching people shit. Yeah, it'd be real cool and it would be titled don't listen to your own voice don't listen to what you're saying while you're saying it yeah don't listen to yeah that, yeah, don't do that, because that may that ain't good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so you're saying while you're saying it yeah, don't listen to yeah that, yeah, don't do that because that may that ain't good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you're doing. You're doing right now. I'm just trying to keep it light. Dude, try to try to keep this light.
Speaker 3:The country needs it damn the country is in dire straits. Right now are we in dire straits? I don't, I don't know, I don't because everyone's got their iphones, you know if, uh, if I taking a vibe everyone's driving nice cars. Everything on the Internet is not good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, but everything else the news, the news channels are telling us it's bad too.
Speaker 3:They're like it's not, because they're never going to say it's good. Yeah, hey, shit's great today. Yeah, don't worry about it, don't you? Don't? You don't even need to talk to us, just go live a life. They need to keep you hooked and we like looking at bad stuff.
Speaker 2:Hi, this is Ron Davidson of NPR. This is August 2nd, today's news.
Speaker 4:Ain't shit going on, Everything's fine, everything's good.
Speaker 3:You sound like Casey Kasem a little bit. This is Casey Kasem.
Speaker 4:I'm Casey Kasem Coming to you live. 1979's number one hit. My wife beats me and has hidden me from my family. But let's go back to 1982. Please help, please, please call the police. If you can get in touch with my good friend richard simmons, hey, uh, sorry, he's dead. Oh, that is unfortunate, almost as unfortunate as the 1985 hit from a little band called wham. Here's, wake me up before you go, go.
Speaker 2:It's good. You know, those were good times. That was all pre-9-11.
Speaker 3:I loved Casey Kasem, yeah, and then after 9-11, just like the towers. He fell off. You never really saw him anymore.
Speaker 2:Now you know who I liked seeing. Well, you didn't hear him. I liked seeing Dick Clark on the Rockin' New Year.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And he was a zombie at the end of his life. Oh yeah, they just put him up on a chair.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they just put him up on a chair. Yeah, they're like. Hey, Dick Clark, this is your 99th New Year's Eve and he's like all right, Dick, Thanks Dick.
Speaker 3:And now the Beach Boys with Kokomo Dick seems to be choking on his phlegm right now.
Speaker 2:You know why They've been calling it a dick for a while, right? Yeah, the old penis, yeah.
Speaker 3:The old tallywhacker. That was, I feel like a pre-9-11 term too, tallywhacker.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, did it become popular recently.
Speaker 3:No, I think it was popular before our nation's's worst uh domestic terrorist.
Speaker 2:Of course, it was just hear the term. Yeah, you don't come up with a term like that no, it's a real frontiersman name. Yeah for uh let's you know, we don't really talk current politics or current news. We do actually I don't know what we talk about you know what I don't like, what the hawk to a girl yeah I don't mind her being all over tv. I'm like that's cool. Whatever, let her have her day yeah what?
Speaker 2:this is my problem with the whole thing. You don't want the girl to hawk to a spit on that?
Speaker 3:oh, I thought you were gonna say that a black guy was interviewing her it ain't right, it ain't right, it ain't right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's a pure white woman dan sorry she doesn't the hawk part, yeah, yeah, no, don't you want to just tua on that thing yeah, yeah, you don't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's trying to get like stuff from the back of her nose.
Speaker 2:Yeah phlegm cock. I don't want fucking, I don't want a lung cookie on my dick. No, you know, lube that cock up with lung butter.
Speaker 3:Dude, that's gross. Make you come till tuesday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just two uh yeah, hot two, spit on that thing. You know what we need? I need a shirt that says two is fine two is good enough.
Speaker 3:Two is fine. That's a good point. Yeah, I don't want her to hawk ever. Yeah, you get kind of the brown in there, the stuff that is kind of congealed in your passageways and your lungs.
Speaker 5:Keep that she's like I'm going to spit that right on your dick.
Speaker 2:I don't want that.
Speaker 3:I don't want my dick sneezing for a week, can we? Yeah to it? That's a good point. Yeah, that is a good point. Yeah, she's ascending to.
Speaker 2:Like Christ.
Speaker 3:Yes, she is.
Speaker 2:No, she's doing fine, she's famous. She's famous, she's a household name.
Speaker 3:But it's so interesting because I dabble in the Hayley Welch sphere. Every night She'll just pop up on my feed and I'll be like what's going on and I you read the comments because you got to know if I'm the doctor, if I'm doctor, what's going on in the country yeah I got to take the temperature, you know, and a lot of people are saying your 15 minutes are over, give it up. Blah, blah, blah. Should be done soon. But I go, what are you do? Just sit with that thought and just sit back and enjoy the show.
Speaker 2:Enjoy the tua right now. Like it was fun.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all the memes, they were great yeah, could she be a plant to distract us from what's really going on behind the scenes in the government and the secret coup that the democratic party no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Well, this is what I heard. Netanyahu, yeah, was in cahoots with the. Hak'tu girl. Oh yeah, she's Mossad I mean, I heard it here first on Low Country, low Lives.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hak'tu is Mossad. Yeah, she is, and she's going to do the class. Hi, mossad, what is that? You put that in a potato salad.
Speaker 2:She's literally. She gave you all the clues. She gave you all the clues.
Speaker 3:She's speaking Hebrew. Hebrew, yeah.
Speaker 2:Hak'tu, which is bless your dick.
Speaker 5:Yes.
Speaker 4:Hak'tu, you take your husband's schmeckle and you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, jesus, dude, this is it.
Speaker 3:Sorry.
Speaker 2:This is why we say, this is why we tuck our kids into bed and come out into the middle of the night to do this.
Speaker 3:I rock my sweet little baby to sleep, I put her down and I sit there for a sec and then I go. All right, I'm going to go, daddy's got to go.
Speaker 4:Daddy's got to chase a dream. Daddy's got to go be an idiot with his buddy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, put it out to the public yeah, but in the grand scheme of things that are happening in the world, okay, hold on, this is what I've realized.
Speaker 2:Hold on, don't realize it in a minute don't interrupt me. I'm interrupting you because I don't want to move topic shit. Okay, who was bigger hawk to a girl? Or catch me outside, girl, or Catch Me.
Speaker 3:Outside Girl and Catch Me Outside. She was bigger. I think she capitalized on her fame more.
Speaker 2:Yeah, with the rap videos.
Speaker 3:And the tits and the OnlyFans. You know she did with the tits. She had giant milkers.
Speaker 2:Which one Sweater meat, which one would you Would I want?
Speaker 3:a hot two on me. Yeah, my wife, because she lives with me and has access to kitchen knives while I'm sleeping but if she was dead? Yeah, yeah, um, I like I'm partial to burnett's and I like I like a white girl that acts black. All right there. There's something about that. There's something about that, yeah.
Speaker 2:Those thin razor blade eyebrows yeah.
Speaker 3:And just shitty attitude, because white girls acting like black girls are just acting like a stereotype, but like a negative stereotype.
Speaker 2:You know what's weird is they never get really called out for it.
Speaker 3:No, it's like well, you want to know why? Because they're going around hotck towing on everybody and they're like she cool yeah she cool, she fine. Ah, yeah, that's not cultural sex will let you get away with anything so you take the, you take the. Uh, yeah, catch me outside, girl, yeah all right, I feel well, I feel like the Hak Tua girl is just a cursory. I don't feel like she's actually like that.
Speaker 2:She just heard it and it was cute, it was funny. She said it Catch Me Outside. Means it If she was to say Hak Tua and spit on that thing? You know she's me outside? Means it If she was to say Catch me outside is like Hawk two and spit on that? Yeah, you know she's going to do it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly All right. Like she'll pay you like an exorbitant amount of money to you for like your favorite childhood memory and burn it and then make you jerk off in front of her. That's man. This is Catch me outside girl. She's a little dark, a little bit more twisted. She's got money. The other girl's wholesome apple pie america hollywood, hasn't you know?
Speaker 3:they haven't gotten their claws, but catch me outside. She was, she's always been. That's why she ended up on dr phil. Yeah, I hear you're stealing cars and where's the? And spray painting. Uh, pornographic messages on mailbox. She's like catch me outside, how about?
Speaker 5:that you mustache, piece of shit and the other girl's like I love dogs and spitting on dick, but that's I don't want to be known for that.
Speaker 3:Well, that's the only reason you're known. That's the funny thing. She's like I don't want to. Really I don't want that to define my thing. She's like I don't want to. Really I don't want that to define my life. And it's like, well, you're just going to have to fade off into a meadow with goats and a family, Cause you're not going to stay famous unless you pull them tatas out and doing things with them.
Speaker 2:That's the only way you stay relevant. Even then, though I mean some of those girls never yeah. Don't really make it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the OnlyFans thing is interesting. I don't know how. I don't know any of it. It's all a mystery to me. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink yeah.
Speaker 2:No, no, no.
Speaker 3:I mean, I don't know what to do. No, I really don't. No, I don't, it's, it's.
Speaker 2:I mean you and I have a mutual friend that's on, so we're like so tell us about.
Speaker 4:Uh, they make me do things with my tits that'd be cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I rub gym socks on my tits and mail them to them. I really oh, and my rent is paid for three months that's crazy, cool, cool are these the gym socks?
Speaker 2:you're. Do you know any if you speak with that distortion on your voice?
Speaker 3:yeah, whatever you say, I trust and believe I'm like, oh, that guy's hot yeah yeah, like, oh, he's really spilling the beans that's what they should have done with the boeing whistleblowers oh yeah the planes are not safe. But the guy was like planes aren't safe.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna testify he forgot to hit the button yeah, you want to hit the button.
Speaker 3:Oh fuck, is that, is that out? It button oh fuck, is that out.
Speaker 2:It'll be fine, dude. It's fine, you're fine, they're not going to do anything. They're Boeing. They're not going to kill you, they're a multinational corporation.
Speaker 3:What are they going to do? Yeah, what are they going to do. I like the people who still have faith.
Speaker 2:Like my parents guy got killed and they were like no, no, he was sad and he killed himself.
Speaker 3:He was sad. Yeah, he was totally sad, don't you? Don't you kind of feel like there's two narratives going on in the world right now? It's like the stuff that's going out there, like the boeing guy killed himself, joe biden has covid. He was. There was a lone shoot. The guy circumvented Secret Service and shot Trump.
Speaker 2:Speaking of that, let's stop at Trump real fast.
Speaker 3:Okay, let's stop at Trump land. Did you see his ear? No, it's fine, is it? There's not a mark.
Speaker 2:The plot thickens Dude, you should look it up. I got a fart.
Speaker 4:How do?
Speaker 1:you feel about it, Do it brother.
Speaker 3:You can fart. Do you feel about?
Speaker 2:do brother oh, you can't even hear it because our mics. I heard it. That was a thick one, I didn't fart dude.
Speaker 3:That's gross. Yeah well, no, you did. No, that's my dog, dude you don't fart in front of your wife oh, dude, I rip ass. You guys have farting contests.
Speaker 2:No like fart for fart no, I told you about the one where it sounded like the predator or like jason.
Speaker 3:It was like yeah, yeah, yeah, it was her butt cheeks slapping up against but when she does it, do you like break a plate and you're like God, I do.
Speaker 2:I get PTSD in this house.
Speaker 4:You hear?
Speaker 2:helicopters. I just start saluting her farts. Yes, smells just like Afghanistan, so his ears, fine His earsarts.
Speaker 3:Yes, sir, smells just like.
Speaker 2:Afghanistan. So his ear's fine, his ear's fine. There's nothing, dude, there's nothing on his ear. Really it did kind of look weird. I mean, don't get me wrong, there's people that died, so I don't think this is a huge conspiracy.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Or we were told people died yeah.
Speaker 3:Now all the people. Yeah, crisis actors. Yeah, now all the people yeah, crisis actors.
Speaker 2:But uh, listen, look at the democrat talking about crisis actors now. Yeah, no, it's amazing.
Speaker 3:It's, it's on. It's really amazing because both sides like fight for the same thing, but only for their specific things.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but uh, it's weird, when he grabbed his head, he grabbed his face, yeah.
Speaker 3:That's where the ketchup packet went. Yeah, he was like yeah.
Speaker 2:Like it looked so perfect. A makeup artist couldn't have done that good of a job.
Speaker 3:It feels like a movie. Yeah, it feels like Wag the dog AI. I don't know what it is Bullshit Like, because did all these people just sell their rights and they're just like in an island somewhere Doing things.
Speaker 2:They're like the kids of the island and they're like so we're here. Now who gets our luggage? And the guy's like hi, I'm Michael Jackson. Oh shit, they're like're like fuck. Oh, how many of you enjoyed your stay. You enjoyed your stay so far I've been real lonely.
Speaker 5:Not a lot of people come to the island, just me and tupac. You sold your ruts too. We're having fun.
Speaker 3:We're having fun you sent me a video of tupac.
Speaker 2:He had the uh earring on the uh, the gay ear oh yeah, dude, not just the ear, there's a whole like his tone, the way he talked.
Speaker 4:He's I.
Speaker 3:I just like to dance yeah, no, it's, there's something where you go huh, huh, it was all an act.
Speaker 2:Huh, I mean the guy, I mean he went to theater school yeah, no, he was he.
Speaker 3:He had an artistic. His mom upbringing like a theater-ish kind of gay upbringing. Yeah, what has been uh associated with? Not the hood no, the only hood he was involved in was an uncircumcised cuck.
Speaker 2:Did you know that?
Speaker 3:No, I'm just surmising from the him. Possibly being a homo Homo is a. It is a harsher word than gay.
Speaker 2:It's a weird. It was a weird way we went with that one. We're like, yeah, you homo. Well, I don't know if he's a homo. No, no, no, no, no, I mean, oh, I'm just meaning the term homo yeah, like homosexual.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you same, you samezy yeah yeah, you big samezy. That's all that homo homogenous yeah homogenized. Same, yeah, homo, same, hey. What do you want for? Uh, I'm gonna get the, the bacon, the eggs and the toast with yeah, homogenized. Yeah, homo Same. Hey, what do you want for? I'm going to get the bacon, the eggs and the toast with a side of pancakes. And what do you want? Homo Homo? I want homo Homo that.
Speaker 2:Homo that we should take it back, dude Bring it back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I like it. I'm sick of the Bring it back. So you're homo on homo or homo homo. Hell yeah, brother how you feel, josh dude, I don't know. Dude, I'm when I call you these days yeah I hear a weight in your voice of gravity is there a gravity?
Speaker 2:I feel like someone's gonna be behind me playing acoustic guitar right now going gravity let me see if I might have an acoustic guitar. Gravity, gravity, yeah um, yeah, man, this owning a club and, you know, being seven weeks in yeah fuck yeah fuck, it's a lot yeah, I think you're over seven weeks, brother.
Speaker 2:I think you're I will be two, all two months, today or tomorrow, yeah, friday, friday yeah friday friday yeah, dude, I mean it's a lot of work um, I don't see my family a lot because I'm here at night, so they all get off and yeah they're all home and I'm like, all right, I'll see you see you guys so that's been a little tough. I mean, there were so many months of like just getting it to open and in my mind somehow, somehow, I just thought that once we opened it would be done.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like all right, well, we're open now.
Speaker 3:Well, but now the real work is beginning.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it just started. I mean, we haven't even started.
Speaker 3:And you're grinding to have fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, which is weird, it's weird, to truly mix work and pleasure.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like hey, hey, you know that thing that you love more than anything, commodify it, commodify it yeah, monetize it, do it and you're like, oh well, then that's not as fun, so do it. Yeah, that's life yeah, oh, aren't you happy you're doing what you love?
Speaker 3:no, no, I'm not getting paid people love doing things and they're still sad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that, and you know I wish our community supported it a little bit more.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Like on the you know shows and stuff, sure, but just come out and have a drink.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the homo community, the people who are all doing the same thing.
Speaker 2:The same thing yeah.
Speaker 3:We're all homos.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Now I feel that yeah now I feel that yeah, and I hear it and it pains me until we hang up, and then I forget about it and you forget.
Speaker 2:You're like, oh he's doing fine no, but yeah, it's always.
Speaker 3:You know it's tough to hear pain in a friend's voice, you know it's.
Speaker 2:I mean it's not bad, I mean no you're not sobbing, no, but you're like hey it's quite an experiment for sure, yeah, yeah who would have thunk it. I wish we had a bigger community of comedians yeah that'd be cool, that would be nice. Like if we could have like five bangers, that would be really cool. Yeah, like more you know, five new bangers, yeah, that would be nice you can't have bangers without the mash.
Speaker 2:You know I think I talked about the last episode we try to fill these holes with things, with work, with art, with profession, with this and that.
Speaker 4:Dildos With dildos.
Speaker 2:We try to fill these holes that we have from being, you know, wrecked throughout life, and nothing really fills them. The only way you can fill them is yourself, trying to fill these holes that we have from being, you know, wrecked throughout life, and nothing really fills them. The only way you can fill them is yourself self-acceptance and love yeah, and so I have been doing this my entire life.
Speaker 2:Where I'm chasing something, I get it I succeed at it and then I just it didn't bring me anything and then I drop it you're running away really good at it from the man who you look at every day.
Speaker 3:I'm assuming you brush your teeth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have pretty good teeth.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're all right. They're not bad. No, I never said they were bad. There's better teeth out there. There's better teeth and there's far worse teeth out there. Yeah, you run away from that guy, but everybody is all the time. It's good that you're aware of it.
Speaker 2:I think I'm doing it more than others. I think I'm more aware right now. A lot of times you're just getting the grind, you just get used to whatever. Well, this is what you do.
Speaker 3:You know, like that, the old groundhog day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I'm really being like man. What would make me happy?
Speaker 3:That's the problem. Nothing will make me happy. No, you must be happy. Yeah, and it's in. It's in simply being. When did park benches and just listening to a bird?
Speaker 2:that's life well, if you're raw dogging, it now is being on an airplane.
Speaker 3:Yeah, without your phone, I raw dogged two decades yeah, that was life the 80s and 90s were just one yeah long raw dog yeah, maybe you have a book, yeah, but yeah, I mean I it's. I think it'll go back to people like I want to feel what it was like before was starting to do that now the phones there's going to be uh uh uh. People want an analog world a little bit, because analog worlds ain't bad, there's a good world you know there's a couple of phones and a couple of tech companies that are really researching how to do that yeah you know how to give your give you a phone that it's pretty funny that they're pouring millions of dollars of research into just how do we make this worse.
Speaker 3:Yeah, uh, you get rid of the phone.
Speaker 2:They're pouring millions of dollars of research into just how do we make this worse. Yeah, uh, you get rid of the phone. They're like that's a horrible idea. Okay, anyone else? How do we? How do we do this?
Speaker 3:give it less capabilities. He's on to something, he's got something.
Speaker 2:Someone just pulls out an old motorola razor. They're like holy shit, give this man in order.
Speaker 4:man, in order to go forward, we have to look to the past. We're going to charge $2,000 for it.
Speaker 3:I at one point. This is like 2016, 2017, I got a flip phone and I had the flip phone and it was nice, until I had to go somewhere that I wasn't sure of.
Speaker 5:How were you jerking?
Speaker 3:off A computer.
Speaker 5:Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3:All right um the library the public library.
Speaker 2:Dude, your grandma's house. You're like going over there, grandma, I need to use your computer all right.
Speaker 5:Well, you know, just clean up after you're done shut up, grandma, okay I know what I'm doing all right, I know what you're doing too.
Speaker 2:Down there I hear the sounds whatever grandma I know I didn't serve you spaghetti, making all those spaghetti noises down there, dan daniel, I hear you doing it again. Shut up, grandma dan dan, you're doing it again. Shut up, grandma Dan Daniel, stop doing it.
Speaker 4:Listen to your Grandma. Yeah, listen, dan. Like that Dan.
Speaker 2:Do you feel good, Daniel? Oh, there you go, Dan Wipe up for Grandma. Oh, there it is, daniel, just like your grandfather.
Speaker 4:Oh there, it is Good job, little boy. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Jesus, this is it, this is what we wanted. Rip grandma. Yeah, dude r Barb, nah no.
Speaker 3:When was she alive? Late 20s to 2015.
Speaker 2:Where did she live? What part of the country?
Speaker 4:Massachusetts, she's not an anal. No.
Speaker 2:She's thought about it. She thought about it.
Speaker 3:She's sitting, you know, on a Sunday late afternoon in the fall.
Speaker 2:One of her friends, Susan, came over for drinks. I can't believe what Harold did to me last night. He violated my anus.
Speaker 5:What, and I liked it. It felt like I was taking a giant poop.
Speaker 4:Over and over again.
Speaker 5:And you liked it. Oh, yes, very much. We won't do anything without him inserting something in my devil hole. I've saved so much money in Metamucil and I told the priest about it. I told the priest about it and he just said to drop off my boys and they'll work at the church and that will make everything okay.
Speaker 2:All right, sorry, all right, we had something nice. What was that? Oh, we had something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we had something nice going there. Grandma's an anal and I ruined it with a catholic church reference I mean, it wasn't nearly as good as grandma assisting you. I gotta tell you I've been going to church because we want to get the uh, yeah, helping me nut. Um, I gotta tell you I've been going to church yeah, because you want your daughter baptized we want to baptize her, I'll do it and the?
Speaker 3:uh, not that kind. Uh, you just dunk her in a river. She You're saved. I got a pool. Yeah, we ain't putting her sweet baby head in chlorine water.
Speaker 2:It's not, no, oh, it's salt water. Yeah, dude, we got a salt water pool.
Speaker 3:That's not bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah dude.
Speaker 3:But anyway we want to do it the right way. Yeah, and we go and the church sent us like envelopes and we dated us like envelopes and would date it. You got to tie it, you got to pay. It's like a country club with a very sordid history. I go and I put it in and then I immediately leave. I think the priest is like catching on. He's like looking this Nigerian fellow, he's like where are you going? And I'm just sneak out the back and I wonder if that's going to.
Speaker 2:If you don't pay the tithing, your child is going to be gay. They will burn in hell.
Speaker 3:They will be gay. They will burn in hell.
Speaker 1:They will be gay.
Speaker 3:Every time, every time.
Speaker 1:Every time.
Speaker 2:You know, I don't care if my child's gay or whatever. I don't either.
Speaker 3:Whatever?
Speaker 2:I mean, I would rather.
Speaker 3:As long as they're not fucking annoying. That's what it boils down to.
Speaker 2:Either way, yeah, whatever sex.
Speaker 3:Well, with a baby like a girl, I don't know. Yeah, with a baby like a girl, I don't know. Yeah, it just. You know, even if I had a son and he's like a fucking slamming puss, or he comes home, he's like I got my ass slammed. You're like I don't care, I don't want to, I don't want to change your diaper yeah like you're great cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know the whole thing. Like you'll high five your son. No, yeah, you're fucking weirdo.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're weird because I'm not high fiving my kid yeah, if he came home and he's like I just got some pussy and you're like, oh, let me smell the fingers off. High five you know it'd.
Speaker 2:Be no, I'm more like what the fuck like you, better not get a girl pregnant. Yeah, I'm not raising a child.
Speaker 3:I'm not dealing with your, your irresponsibility. I don't want to have to deal with that yeah, you need to fucking wrap it up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not even wrap it up.
Speaker 3:That was the advice I got from my dad. I was like any advice and he's like keep it in your pants.
Speaker 2:You know what my advice was for me.
Speaker 3:I was like why? And he goes? Because you have a tiny, pathetic penis, you're going to get laughed at. How deep would you like to go? Sorry about that. Sorry about that, folks. We. How deep would you like to go? Sorry about that. Sorry about that, folks.
Speaker 2:We just took a little brief intermission but you don't know about it. Yeah, we got interrupted. Yeah, this young kid wants to learn. The game Upstarts. Yeah, he's like. Hey, I want to do what you do, but better. Have you ever thought of having like Dave Chappelle here? Yeah, you're like fuck.
Speaker 4:God damn it. Have you ever thought of having like Dave?
Speaker 2:Chappelle here. Yeah, you're like fuck, god damn it. Have you thought about having big shows here? What? Yeah, like I don't know if you know, but I went to this little place called Austin, texas, oh shit, and they have a lot of comedy there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I heard that through the grapevine.
Speaker 2:Have you ever seen Kill Tony? What Like I want to bring? Kill Tony. Like, have you ever seen kill tony? What like I want to bring to kill tony? Like I want to do that. I want to make money, yeah, and do the things you do, but I want to make money doing it better bigger so if you could tell me how you do you, then I'll do that, but more yes, the uh, can you do that?
Speaker 3:I remember I did that once with a painter. I was was like, teach me your trade. It's like right, when I moved here and I was working in a flower shop and I was like I need to learn something else to do besides hanging out with women in a flower shop and moving trash and doing deliveries. And I went to this old painter His name is Jimmy and I was like Jimmy, teach me how to paint.
Speaker 3:I was like will you teach me how to paint? And he was like will you teach me how to paint? And he was like no, I won't, yeah, I don't want to teach you how to paint. Why would I teach you how to paint? I was like because I want to learn. He's like you put Jimmy out of a job, so I don't care. I don't care at all. Yeah, he's an old Southern guy.
Speaker 2:Good for Jimmy dude.
Speaker 3:He's like fuck you, why do I do that? It's fucking, paint you fucking retard.
Speaker 5:What are you coming up to teach me how to paint you fucking brush?
Speaker 3:I've made so many mistakes in my life, that's why I'm a painter, you idiot holy shit, 40 years of paint fumes and I'm smarter than you, jesus christ, you fucking idiot. Yeah, so now I'm a carpenter dude, it's just like. Jimmy gets weird around women.
Speaker 2:I want to shadow you. I want to watch what you do oh, do you yeah, like show me what you? No, you sit in my bed and email this guy in California back and forth for four days you like being 40 feet on a ladder, leering at young women?
Speaker 2:yeah, the more I think about it. I'm just like I don't want to do it Anything anymore. No, I know the guy, the kid that came in here that wants me to teach him everything. Well, I'm going to do that. What am I Brett farm? What do I get out of this?
Speaker 3:This is the interesting thing, though, earlier in the episode, if we were to circle back, yeah, uh, not as far as Casey Kasem, but a little after that you were talking about how it's been tough and it's weighing on you and you got to do all these things.
Speaker 2:This guy comes in, he's like I'll do things.
Speaker 3:And you're like fuck the universe, close that door. I'm just saying be open.
Speaker 2:But yeah, obviously, what am I going to?
Speaker 3:have him do Be cagey? I don't know.
Speaker 4:Shit you don't want to do.
Speaker 2:You're like I don't want to do any of it. I just want to perform. I'm a butterfly. You gotta let me flat my wings. No, but I don't want anyone to do any of the things I do. Yeah, I won't let them touch my instagram, the instagram page.
Speaker 3:I make the posters yeah I do the bookings I'm gonna let someone else book we'll do the things you like doing and then don't do any of the other things. Do you like doing all the things and stop fucking complaining. But he's not gonna do though. He's gonna be like, oh, I don't want to do that shit you know how do you feel about consent should.
Speaker 2:I said that tonight when he came in here. I should have said how do you feel?
Speaker 3:about learn about comedy? How do you feel about consent?
Speaker 2:that's what I should have said to him your answer dictates everything in this interview.
Speaker 3:This is is an interview. So what are your thoughts on consent huh.
Speaker 2:You turn on the microphones, he turns this whole system up. Pull out a camera. I'm like that's Dan, he's my cameraman. What are you willing to do?
Speaker 5:You like your dignity there, kid.
Speaker 4:Do you still have it? Mouth looks wet.
Speaker 5:Nice cave, nice little cave.
Speaker 2:To put my little bats in.
Speaker 3:Get ready for the bats. There's got to be a guy out in the world in america who called this tallywhacker.
Speaker 2:The bats, the bats, yeah well, you know, like the bat, like when you spread your ball sack, yeah, the bat, wings, bat wings oh, I've had bad bat wings this summer, summer's bat wing season.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's just. Yeah, it's like a spider web, but yeah, it is like bat wings and you see, because it's just the excess skin, the translucent kind of hey, I want to do your job.
Speaker 2:Hey, can tomorrow can I come in and do all your elevators? Sure, right, sure like please yeah please come do these hard manual labor. I'm alone and hey sweaty I want to come over to when you get home tonight. I want to shadow you, I don't know with your wife I don't know, yeah, how do you make her come?
Speaker 3:uh, I just you don't have to pay me, I just.
Speaker 3:Well, it's funny because I'm just looking just to touch I totally get what you're going through right now because, uh, my boss, great guy, he might listen. Uh, he is a great guy, very supportive, yeah, um. But he had his brother come in and was like my brother's gonna shadow you and he's gonna document your entire process as to how you build an elevator. And I was like why? And he was like just in case something happens to you. And I was like, is something happening to me? He's like no, in case you die. And I was like cool, what a nice thought for a Monday. And then I had to tell him. You know, the first time I did it, I was like I'm going to build this thing so quick and I'm not going to answer any questions. And that's exactly what I did. I was like you get that? He's like not at all. And I was like cool, and it took him like three weeks to come, that you're like brett farve with aaron rogers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you didn't no, you don't throw with the laces and you throw it underhand you just fucking played I had that thought so many times so I was like why don't I just do this, all like really cattywampus and like backwards, yeah.
Speaker 3:But then eventually I was like, whatever it's fucking, it's not rocket science, you know, anybody can do. If it's happening within humanity and it's not a god-given talent or something like that, most, I feel like most humans who are driven and passionate enough about something will figure it out. What would I get out of it? A slave, a white slave?
Speaker 2:they're hard to come by, josh yeah they ain't easy to find dude that kid's not gonna fucking. You know, you think he's gonna mop that kid's not going to fucking. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:You think he's going to mop? No, maybe. I mean, there's only one way to find out hey boy, take this mop with your teeth and clean the floor. Real nice, that'd be funny if, like after a show, you're like and this is where it really happens, you just put on a bandana and put on goodbye horses and you're like now mop.
Speaker 5:You can go a bunch of different Light, a cigarette?
Speaker 3:Oh no, sir, I must say you're wrong.
Speaker 2:Oh, I thought you were going. No more horses, yeah, that's what I was doing.
Speaker 5:Okay all right.
Speaker 4:Would you fuck me?
Speaker 5:I'd fuck me, fuck me so hard.
Speaker 2:Such a good movie, great movie.
Speaker 3:Great movie Long Legs. Have you seen the trailer for that?
Speaker 2:No, I haven't heard anything about it. You and I should go to a movie. We should go to a movie. You want to go to a movie? Let's go to a movie. I don't feel safe in movie theaters anymore, though no.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I do a joke about it. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's a good one, thank you. Thank you for giving away the punchline. Be open to the universe. I know you, you know you, yeah, and I know that you know that, I know you.
Speaker 2:I just can see the future of that. It's just a waste of my time.
Speaker 3:It is interesting how sometimes I'm like Josh is just a real cynical piece of shit, and then other times and then but that's curtailed with, he's right. A lot like you're. You have a good ability to read people. Sometimes I think it's uh, clouded, yeah, by your prejudice, cynicism and your anger yeah, but it's always been right. And your anger, yeah, but it's always been right and your resentment to humanity. But a lot of the times you are correct. I'll nail it each time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you have a weird sense. Yeah, I call it a gift, but it's also a curse, because you have to live with a brain that is just so entirely closed off and naked.
Speaker 2:It's really sad. I don't like people. I know you don't I. If I had a hundred men to stay with my wife for a weekend or for a week.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh like to choose from or no, no like you're sending a hundred men into your house there's a hundred you know, once a week there's a new guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah 98 of them yeah, are gonna try to fuck my wife. Yeah, I wouldn't, thank you. I appreciate that dan's thinking about it, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Like yeah, men are animals no, they're not good people.
Speaker 2:They're not good people. No comedy, the comedy world, and I understand why, but it doesn't bring out our best people. It's like mexico with trump yeah, comedy, we get your rapists and your yeah, your thieves your criminals, criminals, your never do wells yeah, they're not bringing their best people in a company, so I'm surrounded by a lot of those kind of people yeah but you know, the successful comics seem pretty normal well, yeah sure I don't know or do you think it's just they've been around longer, so they're jaded?
Speaker 3:I, uh, don't know, I like that jaded I think what it comes down to is super successful. People have generally have a withdrawn nature to them and then they've. They bring that out to whatever, whenever they're out. It's a, it's a performance in some way I appreciate their standoffness.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like thank you for being just.
Speaker 3:We were standoffish to one another for a long time we would just sit out there and look at planes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wouldn't even talk. No, we talked, did we? We talked produce right away. Okay, yeah, I don't remember that we were drawn to each other, all right, talked about our sets to one another. We did, yeah, okay, me, you and rich morgan, kind of uh, yeah that's all coming the memories are coming back yeah but I don't really remember how we met they. They won't book me.
Speaker 4:What's wrong with me? Nobody likes me.
Speaker 3:It's fucking crazy Fucking. Five years later, longer than that, six years later, longer than that. No, it's been six years 2018, march 2018, yeah, you're right so nothing's changed. Nothing's changed. Oh, everything's changed. I got changed. I gotta get better. Yeah, might have a lady president, did your wife get pissed that? I said that? I don't know, yeah, who fucking cares?
Speaker 2:I think she gave up on you a long time ago, I mean, I think, once you started talking about you don't care if people fuck dogs and shit, I think she's like you know, yeah, he's a lost cause.
Speaker 3:Whatever he's, he's just uh, I am who I am. I'm not a bad guy. Popeye said not a bad guy?
Speaker 2:oh, you're not a bad guy, I just believe in freedom.
Speaker 3:I get it, brother, and there's some people who are restrictive. You know they tell you you can't put that there.
Speaker 2:Don't put that there, don't, don't let that in there, uh-uh no.
Speaker 3:No, ah, ah, ah, ah, no. If it barks, no, no, Look at me, no, no, and I'm just like, okay, whatever, right, I don't have to watch it, I'd walk in the other direction.
Speaker 2:What else hot shit do we got?
Speaker 3:Did I say I wouldn't care if somebody's fucking a dog? Yeah, did I say that?
Speaker 2:yeah, you, you died on that sword. That's out in the world. That's going to be in the library of congress one day I'm going to change my opinion.
Speaker 3:I do care, yeah, no, you know what I don't?
Speaker 2:I still I don't care. So if you found out your neighbor's been fucking cocker spaniels, yeah, it wouldn't bother you. I wouldn't lend them so much so that you would be like you know. I think I should alert the authorities. I wouldn't lend him a cup of sugar, but would you call the cops how do I know?
Speaker 3:how did I find this out?
Speaker 2:oh, so I'm going, I'm going over with a cup of sugar. No, no, no. He leaves the window open.
Speaker 3:And I just hear the whelps.
Speaker 2:And then you see it, he looks at you. He gives you eye contact while he's doing it. What are you doing? You're not going to just be like, oh well, that's freedom, brother.
Speaker 3:I just go outside and start waving an American flag.
Speaker 2:Fucking salute him. That waving an america flag, fucking salute them. That is the state of our country. We're just dog fucking.
Speaker 3:We're just dog fucking, we're just letting it happen, we're just like whatever, whatever man people are fucking dogs.
Speaker 2:It is what it is. It is what it is in this economy. In this economy, dude zap janet was uh, she was on the phone with me yesterday and she's at one of those little street food places. Yeah, food truck, food truck, thank you. Yeah, she's just eating street street meat from the street getting that street meat she's eating that street meat though.
Speaker 2:You like that street meat, jay, uh no, but she's, uh at a food truck and I hear in the background she's like hey, can I get a chicken wrap? You know? They're like yeah, yeah and a soda or you know whatever. Yeah, it was like 15.95.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what the fuck I ordered a sandwich today that I ate in like five bites and I'm not a prodigious eater or anything like that I was like it was like 12 bucks yeah, dude, I was like goddamn, you can't go to jersey mike's and spend less than 20 now, what are you paying?
Speaker 3:your mortgage or are you getting a jersey mic sub? It's tough out there, tough, it is tough and our debt is at like 35 trillion our debt we've been talking that forever it's so funny because it's like the spokesman for the white house was like if the billionaires just paid their fair share, it's like they're not we're, they're not digging us out of this they.
Speaker 2:They're not going to be like you know what. You're right, Let me dig that out of my pocket. I'm not.
Speaker 3:It's weird when you're growing up. And then you're growing up and you view the government in such a way where you go, wow, it's the government and everything like that, and I'm sure you feel this way now where you're like, oh, it's just people like me, but they're making decisions on my behalf, and I just people like me, but they're making decisions on my behalf and I didn't decide any of this, but I don't have anywhere else to go. I just, yeah, they just take my tithe, yeah, every year, and then it just shoots out through a bunch of tubes to wherever and I just go, all right, well, I don't mind it.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of services that I use yeah like what the roads? I mean just the roads in general.
Speaker 3:That's enough for my fucking yeah, I mean totally municipalities and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, okay, you know, that makes sense oh, you want to do a fucking scientific study on turtle dicks? All right, yeah, use 0.0001 cent. It's all going to fucking bombs, brother. That's like, it's all like that's all to distract you.
Speaker 3:Are we complicit in war crimes vis-a-vis our taxes?
Speaker 2:yeah, all right, yeah, just pay for those bombs all right, there you go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, here you go.
Speaker 2:No, I, I don't know I had something profound to say, but but I was letting you talk. I couldn't finish. I couldn't.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your profundity. Yeah, dude, I have a habit of doing that. I need a sign that says profundity, profundity, incoming profundity.
Speaker 2:And I'm like click, click and you just have to be quiet while I'm downloading it. It's gone now, I don't. It's gone now. Government no, I know it had something to do with government. I just the older I get to like I I'm really tired of hearing about like the one percent not paying their share, and I know this is not a popular opinion okay but like, let's use walmart. Yeah, okay, you know, the ceo makes blah, blah, blah blah and I'm like, yeah, there's an incentive, yeah, to do that job.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know but why isn't the guy who says hello getting paid as much?
Speaker 2:because he just says hello so what we're saying is is there is a hierarchy of value yeah, and and this whole thing about oh, they don't pay their taxes walmart, yeah, but they employ tens of thousands of people, hundreds of thousands of people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do understand if if they're employing them above the poverty line yeah, excuse me, below the poverty line and they're getting subsidies from the government yeah, brilliant then the government, the ceo, is doing his job, they're paying their yeah, they're doing their job and they're they're helping out their shareholders, like I found like I found a loophole.
Speaker 3:We don't pay them enough. The government pays us to give them food so they don't die. It's a win-win baby, and then you come back and push shopping carts into shopping carts Whenever I go into Walmart. Walmart used to be this magical place Magical Like when Obama was in office. That was peak Walmart.
Speaker 2:I would say W.
Speaker 3:No, but Trump even. I remember I used to go to a A Walmart. Yeah, no, I used to go to a 24-hour Magoo in Winston-Salem and that was a great Walmart, because Hanes is in Winston-Salem, north Carolina, so they had great t-shirts. Yeah, but just go wander around a Walmart. It felt fun. Now when I go around a Walmart, it felt fun. Now when I go into Walmart, it feels like there's an edge. Oh, it's dangerous. I feel like all sorts of terrible things can happen in the Walmart. Yeah, I realize how big it is. The guy greeting me with the cloudy eye and the scraggly gray beard he's not going to help me. Nobody's there to really help you.
Speaker 2:No one's there to help you. They're just there. They want help. They might even whisper to you when you walk by, Help me, You're like what? They're like thank you for shopping at Walmart. And you're like, did you just say help me? And then, like you'll be going down an aisle and all of a sudden you're like and you're like, what the fuck was that? And it's just like one of those little dirt kids. Yeah, they're all fucking. They look like they've never had a shower.
Speaker 2:It's like pig pen real life pig pen yeah, and like they're all ratty, they don't have shoes on, yeah. And you're like, oh fuck, I'm about to see mama bear come around the corner. And you're just like, oh Jesus, oh, good Lord. And then the food they have there. They're not even trying to hide the food.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:It's just like fried Monsanto.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what they have. They're like try our Jell-O meat. You're like what? Yeah, it's meat and Jell-O.
Speaker 2:It's meat and Jell-O dude.
Speaker 3:Jiggles and it tastes like turkey.
Speaker 2:It's hot Cheeto flavor. Baby, you gotta get this, will it?
Speaker 3:give me hot diarrhea and go viral, jack up my medical bills and take years off my life.
Speaker 2:I'll fucking have it, thank you, thank you very much, and then the people that complain about taxes are the ones that like get all their money back. Yeah, I don't understand that. I uh I didn't start really paying taxes until I started making good amount of money. Yeah, once I did that, I'm paying a lot of fucking taxes. When I was young, I would just get $5,000 checks.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't get a Well you didn't have kiddos.
Speaker 2:No, that's probably why you weren't getting any nice refunds.
Speaker 3:No, and I'm technically in a way self-employed. So I got to save all my receipts Because the government this is the weird part the government like I'll pay for like stuff for the business screws, glue, stuff like that, and then I have to tell the government I'm like I didn't just take that money and well, how many screws did you buy, daniel? I bought a lot. Is there a receipt for the screws? It's right here, all right. It checks out, but don't screw around.
Speaker 2:The whole tax code's funny. It's like okay, welcome to our country. So every year, what you're gonna do is you're gonna fill this form out, yeah, and it's just on the, the honor system, whatever you feel like putting into these numbers, yeah, we'll give you money or you'll owe us money yep, okay, and, by the way, it's not easy no, do you need instructions on how to do?
Speaker 3:we can't tell you but there's this whole industry dedicated to it. Yeah, they'll do it for you, they'll do it for you because we've made it so convoluted that people study to become accountants to help you figure this out with your taxes yeah, and then you don't pay taxes, or you, you claim more people than you should.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we might find out, might not, though we might not. Yeah, we might not get around to it yeah, an audit.
Speaker 3:They really crawl up your ass I bet I bet. That's why I pay my taxes. Love taxes, love them. There's only two certainties in life death and taxes this podcast has been brought to you by taxes.
Speaker 2:You better pay him. Yeah, because we do, dan and I.
Speaker 3:We pay our taxes there's nothing I love more than at the end of the year and I go, I owe how much they're like this much and I'm like fuck I don't have that right now and they're like we'll go into your savings and give it to them do I get anything back? No no, no, why would you get?
Speaker 2:anything back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're like enjoy the super bowl yeah, can I know where the money's going?
Speaker 2:no, that's why they do it after christmas too. Trust us, they do it right when everyone's just real broke yeah, what april yeah? Yeah, well, you find out. That's the other weird thing too, is you kind of find out in march? Yeah you know february every march.
Speaker 3:It's a, it's a, a, what I gotta? Uh. And then it's just. It's just like going through my center console. I'm like what the fuck was this receipt for? And just compiling. It's like trying to pick up like sprayed jizz and just trying to collect it into a cup and then send my sample and be like I think that's it.
Speaker 2:I hope that's it.
Speaker 3:I think all my numbers are in there.
Speaker 3:I hope I don't go to jail, yeah, and I hope I paid the right amount, but I hope I got away with it if I didn't well, it's weird that there's like a it's the same people in, like when they were talking about arming irs agents and then people were like, yes, I'm like you fucking loser. Why the? Why would you want? Why would you want armed revenue agents? They'll make you do anything. Yeah, because most of us aren't good at math. They're good at math and they have guns. That's a bad threat right there. Yeah, I don't need that, dan, I don't need it. I don't need that shit, danny. You really don't need it. Man, I'm shit danny.
Speaker 3:Danny, you really don't need it man, I'm just trying to make elevators and feed my baby girl yeah, that's it try to fuck once in a while. Yeah, get my nuts off, yeah, son dude, I'm during my fucking balls, jesus christ yeah, that's what this whole episode is, god damn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we've, we've all been there, brother been there.
Speaker 3:oh, you must have gotten the jello meat at walmart. I've been there, brother but tastes so good going down, but it burns coming out. Well, you ate a lot of that. I think you ate a little too much. God damn what you doing in there. Oh, my God, I don't think he's. I think he's dehydrated. I don't think he's. Oh, that's not, that can't be, that's not good.
Speaker 2:I can't play that.
Speaker 3:Why not?
Speaker 2:Do it.
Speaker 4:Retarded.
Speaker 2:She's retarded, she's retarded, he's retarded yeah, she can't read good, this is good.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was 80s TV right there. All right, what show was that from? Again, it wasn't Matlock, no, that was had the guy Archie Bunker. He was the cop Heat of the Night. And then, yeah, and then the it wasn't Siddney point, it was a black guy, though it was a black guy you had sex with william massison. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2:She's 18, illegal, she's retarded or do you remember the the quantum leap episode where he leaped into somebody. Yeah, he looked in the mirror and the music was like he's like I'm retarded.
Speaker 3:I'm retarded imagine that now, yeah, like back then, I think they were actually trying, yeah, to be like but now it's addressed this it'd be like a joke. They'd be like how could you be? So? That's ableism. Yeah, everything is ableism. Are you able to do taxes?
Speaker 2:I love it. This is me at four in the morning. That's a good, that's one. That should have been everything after everything I said tonight I mean, the thing is is you know?
Speaker 3:Oh, this is good.
Speaker 1:What is your passion in your life, you know what is the thing that you like to do more than anything else, and you're doing it. Oh yeah, you are so there. You could almost it's like you can see the atoms vibrating. I mean, it's just, it's difficult to describe that was a guy talking about what the fuck was that that's?
Speaker 2:a serial killer talking about his like killing people oh yeah, I thought he was talking to some religious shit no, he's talking about like the first time he killed somebody a damn rich cunt no, no, no, no, you had sex with lilla mastinin, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1:She's 18 and legal she's retarded.
Speaker 3:Oh, this is a good one, this is a good one.
Speaker 2:David Anderson Huh, you haven't danced with me all night. Now, if you don't dance with me, I'm a hollerate.
Speaker 1:Is that a request? What the rape or the dance?
Speaker 4:Don't make no, never mind to me. Don't make no, never mind to me neither.
Speaker 5:Well, now look out now.
Speaker 3:That's one of them. Bill Cosby clips that doesn't age. Well, yeah, that's exactly how that aged.
Speaker 2:All right, dude, what do you got? You got anything going on.
Speaker 3:No, no, I don't. You're on the show soon. Yeah, no, I'm trying new stuff. Come out and check it out. Come out. What did you think about tonight? You think I did okay?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you did okay. How do you think I did? Hell yeah dude. Hell yeah brother, hell yeah brother.
Speaker 3:Hey, it's always good to get together with you and hang out Every time.
Speaker 2:Always, it's never a bad time. Hey, yeah, godspeed.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, hell yeah.
